A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark TwainTumblr (3.0; @thejbaby)http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc39nLOdd1rvbydvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-suede-shoes5.tumblr.com/post/46582962016/josh-is-the-definition-of-sass">blue-suede-shoes5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Josh is the definition of sass</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46774775456http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46774775456Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:20:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/516864c8c00c76cbb3c82be96098d77f/tumblr_mkjdxb8gW31qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/46773069491/jimbenton">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://jimbenton.com">jimbenton</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46774552231http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46774552231Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:17:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/post/39240477730">severalbadpunslater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoreoscopes.tumblr.com/post/18002860041/doomf-thats-a-cute-foot-fetish-you-got-there">whoreoscopes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomf.tumblr.com/post/18002599710/thats-a-cute-foot-fetish-you-got-there-would-you">doomf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?</p> </blockquote> <p>25796323689432 feet you say?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqig6gM221qzfk1z.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is literally my favorite post on tumblr</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46766563278http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46766563278Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:30:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alex-of-macedonia.tumblr.com/post/46542938650/theplanlaugh-so-my-dad-has-this-new-idea-take">alex-of-macedonia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theplanlaugh.tumblr.com/post/46203235305/so-my-dad-has-this-new-idea-take-this-wonderful">theplanlaugh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6c12e0e2ac12caae22fcc23767d86c62/tumblr_inline_mk6t4n8zdh1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b2155342b08335f21ac40fe6d3ffb171/tumblr_inline_mk6tvo0RRY1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b0f0bc3a655369a2f1ff260d7558f798/tumblr_inline_mke8k98Wot1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46691802854http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46691802854Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:13:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keelyrun.tumblr.com/post/46538427007/this-is-currently-what-my-dashboard-feels-like">keelyrun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a888fe78cf190a3c67ea35a19bdf2526/tumblr_inline_mke5wtX4tX1qz4rgp.bmp"/>This is currently what my dashboard feels like</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46628209547http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46628209547Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:30:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9e1201d417a3eda75ad66ddd917f091/tumblr_mken20CcUM1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rickydillon.tumblr.com/post/46578397785/these-are-killing-me-omg">rickydillon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>these are killing me omg</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46627986146http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46627986146Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:27:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/411314ab35b13275190a1288d887b8e8/tumblr_mjqqbxjTLU1s7ki77o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46551149811http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46551149811Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:56:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba46acf8455f411a945bd318cc8f8ed5/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce95c2d967dd6c6e7b0e6d1784f29294/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83468e46ed5d8633e859cf7ccd908ec9/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d21c11ec6f2a62a014bdb75c9254a0d/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99acfb4f882b036ff8441b9df5adc7d1/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e74f605a60a2d0fb36eee75a11e5e8c8/tumblr_mj5njhxKqr1qlxsxoo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themarysue.tumblr.com/post/46523259566/defira85-glamaphonic-cambriaedwards">themarysue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://defira85.tumblr.com/post/46231518531">defira85</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glamaphonic.tumblr.com/post/44911055091/cambriaedwards-tomb-raider-facts-omg">glamaphonic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cambriaedwards.tumblr.com/post/44575852008/tomb-raider-facts-omg-whoever-made-these-i-love">cambriaedwards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <p><em><small>Tomb Raider facts</small></em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Omg whoever made these I love you. </p> </blockquote> <p>100% ACCURATE</p> </blockquote> <p>Motion to get rid of Chuck Norris jokes and replace them with Lara Croft jokes</p> </blockquote> <p>Motion seconded.</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46550897703http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46550897703Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:53:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aarontveitsbuttocks.tumblr.com/post/46402912271">aarontveitsbuttocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/46389388492/oomshi-why-is-gay-marriage-even-an-issue">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/46375518590/why-is-gay-marriage-even-an-issue">oomshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE</p> </blockquote> <p>BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/064dafa0cbcc3d1b677b56c606ce2385/tumblr_inline_mkb0vxdqqV1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46518256808http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46518256808Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:45:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4eb49f58e989e196797d3f774eb4ba2/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b0d3c2b6f6ef8932171bcbfb6691b3d/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db6e542ea65479c69dc3d493f2bc3e0b/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a671377cb728d3585cda6d7d48892a6b/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13e8b525b62a663500c3ebc3a9ca8513/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72f304ca7920bc8e805d3283fd6c9d52/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a5a3fc7c874e1d3ae1dd4d22d2e60f6/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e99b4b484a71e6099504143cdba4c80e/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcf0c3e885316b5674227c9b9178281f/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a8631fb0857fd323a086c20d68112b1/tumblr_mkbi15vqiE1r105hpo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dottielocks.tumblr.com/post/46479113835/i-am-crying-crying">dottielocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I AM CRYING. CRYING.</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46517792754http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46517792754Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:38:41 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_46430875399" src="http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46430875399/audio_player_iframe/thejbaby/tumblr_laozdhxQt11qasxgd?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthejbaby%2F46430875399%2Ftumblr_laozdhxQt11qasxgd" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forever-and-alwayss.tumblr.com/post/46428087832/historicalawesomeness-can-your-mac-do-this">forever-and-alwayss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span></span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://historicalawesomeness.tumblr.com/post/37228935712/can-your-mac-do-this-didnt-think-so-play">historicalawesomeness</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p><strong><big><big><big><big>CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?</big></big></big></big></strong></p> <p><strong><big><big><big><big>DIDN’T THINK SO.</big></big></big></big></strong></p> <p><img alt="image" height="151" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le28u5Krfq1qcomcio1_250.gif" width="200"/></p> <p><strong>Play the audio file. You know you want to.</strong></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46430875399http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46430875399Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:21:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edd38c5ecf82dfb14a77dcd8e421e22d/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfd5a6da3faa6f5d376f371d1eca40f7/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6552e1c8d64925d9b033f8692a51ec71/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c990ad104e303ed43f669b0e98cfc63/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00a54e22494ce60cb254ded88653a0af/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd41e4c961c9e1dce123eebf5f184cb4/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5cb2f4069534cf471134e8ffd055a3f/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7faba2cf52a715f82169d035aac2375/tumblr_mk8vw7reCf1rq4rbdo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://torschypantz.tumblr.com/post/46335074556/suburbanoutfiters-some-of-my-personal">torschypantz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suburbanoutfiters.tumblr.com/post/46303010738/some-of-my-personal-favorites">suburbanoutfiters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>some of my personal favorites.</p> </blockquote> <p>cant stop laughing</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46392788691http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46392788691Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:04:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tovyaoC01ry6eroo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forevaluving.tumblr.com/post/44756308616/spongebob-was-the-first-twerker">forevaluving</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>spongebob was the first twerker…</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46384404362http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46384404362Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:25:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwru8LfxJ1qhrnjio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatblewishkid.tumblr.com/post/45899253335/me-on-my-way-to-fuck-shit-up">thatblewishkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me on my way to fuck shit up</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46303653918http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46303653918Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:00:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1574d2179ab0d3c8334b14e8c33032f8/tumblr_mk1gchJl8U1s6fb10o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hey-kate.tumblr.com/post/46196524184/professornevara-yes-oh-helllo-there">hey-kate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professornevara.tumblr.com/post/46146539947/yes">professornevara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yes.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH <br/>HELLLO THERE</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46259025749http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46259025749Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:46:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbcuhpOXU1qc435mo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbcuhpOXU1qc435mo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbcuhpOXU1qc435mo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbcuhpOXU1qc435mo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228281264http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228281264Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:24:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c2b447b1686d134fb84012ce45f9b2e/tumblr_mjd30pieVv1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.gamefreaks.co.nz/post/46094074151/koopa-propaganda-by-tylerchampion-artist">gamefreaksnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tylerchampion.deviantart.com/art/Koopa-Propaganda-163042077"><strong> Koopa Propaganda</strong></a> by ~TylerChampion</p> <pre>Artist: <a href="http://tylerchampion.deviantart.com/">deviantART</a> | <a href="http://www.tylerchampionart.com/">Website</a></pre> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228075378http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228075378Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:21:49 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_46228023887" src="http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228023887/audio_player_iframe/thejbaby/tumblr_mhix7qUXN11s4d3wn?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthejbaby%2F46228023887%2Ftumblr_mhix7qUXN11s4d3wn" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kabrad.tumblr.com/post/46202773596/super-mario-brothers-theme-with-more">kabrad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchtheskylove.tumblr.com/post/46051565736/royalteens-justpiercetheveilalready"> </a></p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Super Mario Brothers</strong> theme with more… oomph.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>idk what i was expecting</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>THIS GAVE ME AN ASTHMA ATTACK</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p></p>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228023887http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46228023887Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:21:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff9d4beba36d85390cb8d6643af8886/tumblr_mixtqxJclD1qdn9dyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckingdooom.tumblr.com/post/45242815884/thankyou">fuckingdooom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thankyou. </p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46184674212http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46184674212Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:41:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a220ceb82c73523a0752bcaee354386d/tumblr_mjrzxe1iAG1qe3n5io1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amymebberson.tumblr.com/post/45535065474/pocket-princess-53-book-club-please-reblog">amymebberson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pocket Princess 53: Book Club</p> <p>Please reblog, don’t repost.</p> </blockquote>http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46184640065http://thejbaby.tumblr.com/post/46184640065Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:41:10 -0400