Suum Cuique

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: sharonosbourne, via past-bedtime)

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

(via geothebio)

keelyrun:

This is currently what my dashboard feels like

(Source: keelydoesntrun, via ruinedchildhood)

aarontveitsbuttocks:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

oomshi:

WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

(via past-bedtime)